I like my women how I like my men. 



That’s it.

That’s the joke. 

I am bisexual.

(via cutie-witch)

there’s this young, attractive, well dressed new guy in my office and I hated him until I found out he was gay and then it was like, oh okay, carry on then

"You react to sexual attention like a plant reacts to light."
“That is probably the most accurate thing anyone has ever said about me.”

What’s that up in the sky? It’s a duck! It’s a hipster! It’s an update!

Let me pre-empt all the, “Raven, where have you been? Raven, are you okay? Raven, WHY DID YOU LEAVE US” by saying, all of these questions, and more, will be answered on next week’s episode of ‘That Raven Haired Guy!’

Or now. You know, whichever.

Anyhow, been doing breakup things, for the most part. Not much else to tell. Yes, we’re doing okay, yes, we’re still friends and yes, I hope to be returning to posting more often as I suddenly find myself with a wealth of time on my hands.

Anyhow, it’s good to be back ^_^ And we now resume our broadcast day.

My New Year’s resolution is 1920x1080.

Have a high def year, everybody.

It’s like, yes Tumblr dash, we all get it; you gotta lotta porn happening. Where all my cat, food and science blogs at?


Transferring porn from internal phone memory to external SD card to free up space.

>55 minutes remaining

God, I’m a pervert.

I think that if you spend the morning rolling around in bed naked with three spectacularly beautiful people, then you can safely call it a successful birthday.

Thanks so much Anon =)

It’s been a rough year, and I do apologise for neglecting you guys. I created this space to chronicle my kinky and gender-bending exploits, and lately there just hasn’t been much of either in my life to post about.

But all the pretty lingerie isn’t going to wear itself ^_^ So as always, if there’s something specific you’d like to see, I will do my best to oblige =3

And thanks to you all, in general. Your support and appreciation really does help get me through some bad days.

Because I haven’t uploaded any sneaky work pics in a while ^_^

Fuck yeah, hipster glasses and Hello Kitty panties.

I’d do me.


Thanks so much to every single one of you ^_^
Love you all x

Man, it’s been a while since I passed 100 followers =3 Aah, memories.

So this is how I spent my Friday the 13th ^_^
I got asked to help out at a local fetish event called Club Freak, so got to paint my nails, wiggle into some latex shorts, ferry drinks, sell merchandise and bat my eyelids at people =D

Slipping into something more comfortable.

Home alone on a lazy Sunday afternoon, sprawled out on the living room floor with my laptop, wearing a boy’s t-shirt and girl’s pyjama shorts, being accosted by cats and facing the ancient dilemma of how to best utilise my spare time: do I watch porn or play video games?

Porn, or video games?

… or video games?

Screw it, I’ll just play Bayonetta. That’s pretty much both.

Made a KIK account, because why not? ^_^

If you wanna chat, I’m Pet_Raven. Who wants to be my first friend?