My New Year’s resolution is 1920x1080.
Have a high def year, everybody.
It’s like, yes Tumblr dash, we all get it; you gotta lotta porn happening. Where all my cat, food and science blogs at?
Others days it’s SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR CUTE DELICIOUS AND INFORMATIVE AND WHERE ARE ALL MY BOOBS
Transferring porn from internal phone memory to external SD card to free up space.
>55 minutes remaining
God, I’m a pervert.
I think that if you spend the morning rolling around in bed naked with three spectacularly beautiful people, then you can safely call it a successful birthday.
Because I haven’t uploaded any sneaky work pics in a while ^_^
Fuck yeah, hipster glasses and Hello Kitty panties.
I’d do me.
Thanks so much to every single one of you ^_^
Love you all x
Man, it’s been a while since I passed 100 followers =3 Aah, memories.
So this is how I spent my Friday the 13th ^_^
I got asked to help out at a local fetish event called Club Freak, so got to paint my nails, wiggle into some latex shorts, ferry drinks, sell merchandise and bat my eyelids at people =D
Slipping into something more comfortable.
Home alone on a lazy Sunday afternoon, sprawled out on the living room floor with my laptop, wearing a boy’s t-shirt and girl’s pyjama shorts, being accosted by cats and facing the ancient dilemma of how to best utilise my spare time: do I watch porn or play video games?
Porn, or video games?
… or video games?
Screw it, I’ll just play Bayonetta. That’s pretty much both.
Made a KIK account, because why not? ^_^
If you wanna chat, I’m Pet_Raven. Who wants to be my first friend?
Shameless self-reblog ^_^
I dunno, I just always liked this set and I haven’t had the opportunity to get dressed up in far too long.
But I found out this week that there’s another Club Freak event coming up on Friday the 13th of September, and I’ve been asked to wiggle into some latex shorts and be a promo boy again ^_^ Best.
Now to start planning an outfit…
I was going to shoot from the back, but my thighs still have bruises from that cane…
For your viewing pleasure x
Not for cute, just for hipster =D
New glasses ^_^
Hot pink and black lace, because you’re worth it =P